How would you make Kang Fu better?

Maybe it's just because I think kangaroos are cool, but it kinda pains me knowing both regular and dark Kang Fu are just... bad. Dark Kang Fu might even be one of the worst miscrits in the game. His signature move... MIGHT hit four times? That's it. That's all it does. No stat raises, no blocking, barbing, healing, DOTs, or anything! It simply might hit an extra time. Plus, it being a multi-hitting move means it's wrecked by accuracy drops. Awful! Hell, even regular Kang Fu's signature is better since it only hits once and raises attack. How dafuq is Dark Kang Fu WORSE than regular Kang Fu, who's not even that good to begin with?

If you were to give him a foil, light, or blighted variant, how would you fix him?