Husband’s Butthole is more Precious than Naptime

I just got my 9.5mo down for a nap after her fighting me on it for 30 minutes. She was asleep for about half an hour (her naps are typically 1.5hrs long) when husband comes upstairs because he just HAS to poop in the bathroom with the bidet, even though there’s a perfectly good toilet downstairs.

He tries to pass us silently. Baby wakes up. Screaming crying inconsolable, nap ruined. Now she’ll be tired and grumpy all afternoon when he has meetings and gets to shut himself in the office.

(I love him a lot, he’s an awesome dad and we make a great team but man am I peeved. He took the baby to give me 20 mins to cool off lol).