Why is Fedex Express closing? The answer changes based on who Fedex is responding to.

Just thought I'd share my experiences on what Fedex says about the merger.

FedEx Express -> we're so sorry guys 😟👉👈, its a corporate decision and we had no idea. We're just as surprised as you (they signed an NDA)

FedEx customer -> its so much simpler for everyone! 🥰Why have 3 trucks in a neighborhood when we can have one!

Fedex shareholders -> This will make us more money lol