BREAK THE CURSE, ALEX

If drunk self is your truest self... then I'm screaming from the bottom of the bottle. Break the curse.

It is like 80% selfish want... but there is no way you guys are comfortable dealing with this as well.

PLEASE break it! By like... Mid May would be awesome

We can all have a good laugh about it later! It isn't a coincidence I noticed it first... please... end it. It's really up to like one of you to do it... so like... pull your head out of your ass... respectfully

At this point I genuinely do not care if I come off as crazy because you folks have no idea the absolute bs I had to go through just to get here...

I need you two to break the curse... please...
My person is waiting for me. Please!
I can't tell you how to break it! I'm positive that breaks the rules!
Please! If you're seeing this, if you found this! Please break the curse!

I don't want to do this again.
We don't have to suffer.

Please...