Where the Dead Go to Die (Movie) Is Shit

You probably have never heard of this movie before. And for good reason. This movie might as well be illegal. Not only is it violent and disturbing as all hell, but it’s butt ugly. It looks like an early PS2 game but if you smeared grease all over it and somehow downgraded the graphics to a low budget N64 game. Keep in mind the movie was made in 2012. I have no clue what the people making this movie were thinking in making this. This movie is like if you consumed a bunch of drugs and alcohol after putting it all in a blender, and up your butt.

Don’t see this movie. Basically, it’s an anthology series, each part has their own story. The first part is about a demonic dog who kills people in cold blood, and there’s this boy named Tommy. There’s this one part where the dog is brutally killing a couple, and I can’t talk further about it as it’s NSFW. I don’t know why I was laughing at this part. Maybe because I needed a reason to keep watching because that shit actually is horrifying, but I promise you it wasn’t because it was funny. The only funny part was the voice acting, especially when the husband gets attacked. It’s bad. The rest of the stories is edgy 12 year old nonsense and drama with disgusting shit all the way through.

I was gonna make this a joke post (i.e. have awesome in the title), but unfortunately, this movie is just that bad, and I can’t recommend you see even a second of it. It’s not The Room, The House of the Dead, Gods of Egypt, or The Last Airbender bad, which makes it even worse. It’s this shit should be illegal bad.

Score: F