Copium Theory
On March 9 the Terry Rozier situation was partially resolved as ESPN announced that the Hornets had agreed to send Miami a second round pick. While we all agree that this is not fair compensation, here's my theory (pure copium):
Adam Silver said "don't make a big stink in the media and we'll give you a top 4 pick if you can manage to miss the playoffs and make the lottery".
Since then we've gone 5-9
(5-10 if / when we los tonight)
So Miami is gonna lose in the play in and we'll magically move into the top 4 even though according to this website we have less than 5% chance of making it to the top 4:
A man can dream, right?
Posted Apr 10, 2026, 12:45 AM UTC
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