Ever since I started wearing a LV belt I feel like King Von

I just really feel like ever since I bought that LV belt, King Von has reincarnated inside of me, I wake up every morning to take out the trash in a blue trash can in my white privilege gated community with 1 Mexican kid who happens to be adopted. I feel like this hood needs some excitement, who should I cause havoc upon first? I'm thinking I'll TP my neighbors "crib" and then ding dong ditch them!! The LV belt really turns you into a demon, if you can't handle that, then don't buy the heat.

- Luh Timmy OTF, signing off