[M4F] Hung/muscular, looking for that someone

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Two protagonists enter. Dead bedrooms but very alive sex drives. Maybe it's a polite date consisting almost entirely of me beaming at you up and down and trying to hear your laugh repeatedly, until we agree that we're both sane individuals, at which point we politely leave to go and ruin each other all evening.

Me: I'm 5'11, very fit, pretty hung, DDF, have all of my hair, teeth and sanity (pics/vids on my profile). I dress well and smell even better. I'm educated, a big nerd tbh, love reading, history, and an actual conversation.
NSFW-we'd be here all day, but to be as short as possible, dominant, with a huge soft spot for aftercare, praise and cuddling/pillow-talk. Not looking to change my situation or yours.

You: Similar situation or at least not opposed to mine. Can open with more than 3 words, excited to share your interests and new thing you've been fixating over (I wanna know!). Understanding of what you want and not afraid to say.

My DM's are a graveyard of "Hey, f 28", so please be original or at least tell me your coffee order (judgements pending...) I believe in you!

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