[M4F] Nice tits and better conversation?

“My tits are perfectly fuckable~”

Alright.

“They’re small but you can suck on them all night~”

Yeah, I mean, sounds fun I guess?

“Those two are some of my few visible piercings ;)”

Okay, does anyone here have something to say that doesn’t sound like I just yanked the pullcord on a toy that says 15 different slutty phrases?

Look, I like a ready and willing woman as much as anyone, but I get so bored, so quickly, when seemingly all I’ll get back is “anything where she’s built like me ;D” when I ask what kind of movies someone likes.

So very scholarly and gentleman-like of me, huh? I’d like a woman to be a person?? Preposterous, next I’m gonna say that they have every right to vote and won’t be reduced to mist by the blinding speeds of locomotive travel!

It’s pretty simple, I just want to have an interesting and thoughtful conversation with a woman without the immediate peel to sex.

Now, I do stress ‘immediate’ peel

I’m happy to talk about funny porn you’ve seen, all the people you know that are on the sites now, the ex you’re holding a candle out for so you’re stuck here with the rest of us, gods know I fuckin miss her

But, I mean, obscure histories, movie discussions, silly work bullshit… oh

Oh lord am I actually interested in the talking stage??

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Hi there! I’m Matches, and this isn’t a usual prompt I’d write, not even really a prompt, honestly.

However, some of my prompts are stealth conversation posts anyway, so I mean this fits relatively well.

You’ve read this far but the long story short is I have some trouble responding to messages that are purely horny stuff. I find it really boring when I tell a story, sexy or not, and I get some bog standard “that’s hot” response.

I’d like a little substance, a touch of panache, a bit of moxie, a splash of flair, etc etc some other funny old time word for interest.

I dunno, come get me if you’d like to chat properly chat?

Kinks: Dirty talk, mutual masturbation, semi-public, cumplay, joi, and plenty more! Feel free to ask!

Limits: Scat, Watersports, Hyper, Violence, Dub/Noncon