Bacon and Eggs

Have you ever meant to say one thing, but instead you say another, and then when you try to correct yourself, it just comes out all wrong? Like just the other day, I woke up craving bacon amd eggs. And my wife's getting ready to cook breakfast, and I'm craving these bacon and eggs. And that's all I can think about - bacon and eggs, bacon and eggs. And my wife asks me, " what would you like for breakfast?" And my mind is saying bacon and eggs, bacon and eggs. But before I can answer, my wife says, "Well will you hurry up question and make up your mind?"

And I said, "Ba-baco-bacon... you fat fucking pig, you've ruined my life."