Finale Prediction: Season 1 Again

I think season 1 is going to replay itself through the archetypes of the final 3.

3rd place - James Drake/Vance - Normie adjacent contestant who was kinda hard to fuck with throughout the show due to physical stature and mental fortitude. (Despite the late game reveal that he’s a furry fag, I could see production bringing him on in some capacity since he’s quite experienced with editing and directing)

2nd place - Bashir/Letty - Heel of the show, who has generated the most hate through being an unlikable weirdo, but also has earned some respect from the fan base through the grit of putting up with aforementioned hate. Also has somehow thrown the most piss and garbage at others out of the final 3.

1st place - Twins/Josie - More wholesome/funny weirdo(s). While messed with and hassled a little bit, mostly coddled through to the finale because ultimately nobody had the guts to bully the most lovable of the autists. Then at the point they’re in the finale, the other fan favorite will be gone, so just the more logical person to root for against the heel.

If it plays out this way it’s also a sort of everyone wins situation, since James Drake could get a stable job instead of a failed acting career and I’m sure Bashir’s inflated ego just wants to beat James Drake.

TLDR; I’m a fucking faggot for giving this slop, this much thought, but who cares since it’s a gay goo show

Posted Apr 10, 2026, 4:42 AM UTC

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