German Bureaucrazy

Hello liebe Leute! Several times when I speak with people from my home country or other internationals here in Germany about the complex Deutscher-BureauCrazy (Yeah, joke intended) I find that there are really some ridiculous situations in the process, like having to send documents via Fax in 2026, or the need to make a Termin to make a Termin to make a Termin. I want to ask you, which is the most "non-sense" or crazy or ridiculous situation you've ever had or heard of? not related to people in specific but more about the Bureaucratic System and it's process. Maybe we have a bit of fun reading the comments XD