I watched Dracula 3000 last night ...

Straight Blazin’!

... and it was so cheap and ridiculous I ended up enjoying it. Maybe I got lucky because the THC and CBD was starting to hit at about midway in the runtime. And the guy playing Count Orlock gave off strong Aurelius (of Last Vampire on Earth fame) vibes, though these IMDb stills don't really do it justice. If you're interested, do not watch it while sober. Should be on Tubi.

Also, I was super disappointed to find that No Such Thing as a Bad Movie hadn't covered this yet. Colin? Can you hear me?

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Posted Apr 24, 2026, 8:19 PM UTC

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