To the so called “strong boners”

After some discussion with suspects with BBB bloodlines who conveniently have never broken a bone themselves. If you have never broken a bone and never been put in a situation where bones should be broken, you are suspect of being a BBB.

No more “goodbye I was never a strong boner” on this subreddit. I want to see my skeletally dense brothers and sisters boasting their victories with bone breaking odds. These BBBs need to seethe and cry.

Bring your bruised, battered flesh and unbroken stout frame. And we shall commemorate your strong bonerness.