How’s this draft of my bio/about me?

My motto in life is: “Be so willing to jump into a pool of diarrhea if there is the slightest chance someone you hate might get splashed”

Height: 4’22”

Hometown: Yerkem, PA

Favorite food: saltine crackers

Favorite TV show: pawn stars

Dream country: Lebanon

Favorite outdoor activity: pullin weeds

Favorite restaurant: dennys

Catchphrase: “wrap it up like a bug”