Pianos Must Suffer...

I would genuinely rather play all these songs on a real piano than spend ONE MORE SECOND ON THIS MINIGAME SERIES. I can't do it! I think I'm having an easier time with the Brutal Combat Sims because at least those have strategies involved!

It's not surprising; despite having played guitar for a decade I also still can't play Guitar Hero worth a damn, lol. I've never been great at game-adapted-instruments, and this one is no joke. Weirdly, I've never seen anyone else complain about this online, it's always "Treasure Trove! 3D Brawler! Bots n Bits!" so maybe I just singularly suck...

Anyways. Anyone who is willing to, I'll fly you out to where I live so you can do them for me while I go to a piano shop and start smashing.

(That's a joke, but seriously, any advice? I'm assuming the only bit to give is "get good")