So you accidentally bought a motorcycle

Critical fans: This is a great car! It's fast. Has grippy tires. Handles and drives like a dream. The radio is hilarious, too. Quite possibly the best car I've ever driven. Very happy with my purchase. And what a bargain! I even spent up on the custom trim, mostly because I wanted more manufacturers to build cars like this! One thing - I did notice that exhaust is leaking into the cabin, and I'm getting a headache from the gas. Might want to fix that ASAP! Oh, and can we get a cup holder? And some people like a manual transmission, so that would be a great option to have.

Devs: We are glad you like our motorcycle. And we thank you for the feedback about the exhaust. We have added a flavor enhancer to the fuel injectors, and a fake exhaust pipe to the exterior. We have also removed the right front wheel and door. The vehicle now naturally lists to the right. Opening the back windows (manual) will allow a cross breeze that permits exhaust to flow out of the cabin.

Cf: What? The car was good with four wheels and this change makes it much harder to drive. Please undo that change. We really just needed you to redirect the exhaust away from the cabin. Forget about the cup holder and transmission for now. Just undo that please. I'll pay.

Devs: We hear you and have reinstalled the front window, this time as a sheet of steel, and we added a second steering wheel so that a second driver can operate the vehicle when you lose consciousness.

Cf: What is going on here? If you had to pick one to undo, I obviously would have preferred you put the wheel back on. And the new passenger steering wheel isn't connected to anything, so they still can't operate the car when I pass out. Can you really not just redirect the exhaust?

Devs: We hear you. The flavor enhancers have been doubled in number but halved in intensity. We have committed to writing a plan to create a more efficient motor. If executed, this change would result in a 50% power loss and a 30% reduction in interior exhaust fumes. We have permanently welded all doors shut, so that users will be compelled to exit through the trunk, as was originally intended.

Cf: I am very worried about this car. It could still become my favorite car again, very easily. Put the wheels back on. Let me open the doors. Maybe add some cup holders and give us a manual transmission as an option.

Uncritical fans: Why are you complaining? You can literally just put a tenner in the dashboard to turn on the AC, which blows fresh air into the cabin.

Cf: ???!?!?!

Devs: We have removed the left front wheel. We realized that some users were using this vehicle as a car. Now, with both front wheels removed, it is a motorcycle, per our original vision.