Fun with names

James Bond implies the existence of James Stock.

Not to mention James ETF and James Cryptocurrency.

James Stock has a half-brother named Fred Bouillon. Fred has anger management issues and his friends like to tease him about it. "Still salty?" they'll ask; he always just nods. Fred is always simmering about something.

James Cryptocurrency's friends don't trust him because he's pretty unstable.

James ETF is married to Stacy WTF, a SAHM. James's friends call him "E.T." because he phones Stacy so much.

They used to argue a lot, because she'd always answers the phone with "WTF?"

Then they had a son named IKR, and now James just asks for him.