37 M4F#MO#midwest: I think my favorite Shakespeare verse was, I’m looking for a dime, that’s top-of-the-line, cute face, thin waist, and a big behind. ♥️

I know. You want me to get tired of seeing these super romantic guys coming on here and getting all soft and lovey-dovey so I apologize. But I’m just another dude trying to find a baddie with a fatty too connect with… PS LOCATION < good connection.. I’m somehwre in the CST don’t want or need ya in my backyard so if CST works, let’s chop it up.

Who am I? Im a Black father(sorry, quite literally can’t be your WHITE knight 😂), Married, not in ANY WAY miserable nor do I want that energy. Im no Bill from accounting that assumes after asking you what your favorite color is or your dream vacation that I get to ask you to show me your nipples. Nor am i Jack Mehoff from here who thinks Hey, DM me, is enticing. lastly im not chad from school pick up, who thinks that by regurgitating things he reads in every Lady’s post is somehow attempting to connect. I feel everyone leaves some sort of physical descriptions, I’ll leave past descriptions of myself from others… Some Past chats have described me as a 14.6/10 ( on the reddit scale),Hot football dad, Super not ugly, great value Tyrese, “ you dont look like you belong here” and the most humble brag of all….a catfish!! So, come on down and see you can give me a new nickname 😂

You- A cutie with a booty, baddie with a fatty, draggin a wagon, you get it 😂maybe you’re the sexy, HWP (no hate to bbw gang, just generally not my preference😊), soccer mom still gets double takes at the gym or store, loves to laugh, can get lost in conversation about the silliest things or the deepest things. Can deal with and ENJOY dark humor and constant sarcasm ( If you are politically correct, this aint you stop) OK with the fact that if we form a lasting connection, I’m gonna make it my sole mission to make you laugh, daily. We can figure out the rest as we go along.

Ps: just so I know you read this, please understand my app of preference is 👻(rhymes with map chat)one Apparently I’m not allowed to mention 😂 Tell me your favorite beverage to drink while watching sports!? If you don’t answer this question, Pixar moms to the front of the line!😂