Unpaid Position Open (Summer Internship)

Job type- Anonymous, long-distance, low-commitment girlfriend
Requirements:
- Reply whenever you feel like it.
- Send memes, share movie, series, anime, gaming, any suggestions.
- Mutual venting encouraged
- Zero commitment, zero expectations

Job benefits:
-daily validation (or whenever you need it)
-silly debates you didn't know you needed
-your secrets die with me, guaranteed

Basically, I want the emotional warmth of a relationship with the maintenance schedule of a houseplant. I will be your houseplant that you can water when you remember to.