30 [M4F] #LosAngeles - introverted autistic Asian looking for my absolutely favorite person in the world to send me daily traps

This is going to sound weird but I'm looking for someone who will send me thirst traps and/or random/funny thoughts throughout the day, someone I can be open with, can count on for their honest opinions, feel safe around, and fanboy over because you're my favorite person in the world so I don't really need anyone else? Also someone I can eat out (eventually) and feed me?

Me: possibly autistic, emo, anxious, nerdy, quiet, introverted Asian with low self-esteem who won't judge you on your worst mistakes. Sometimes funny, smart, sweet, cute (I'll heard it all but not good with compliments).

You: respect privacy and boundaries of others, nice, caring, clingy, protective, loyal, not cruel or mean, not flaky, not MAGA, no anger issues, no drugs, no smoking (vaping is fine), local to LA or Los Angeles County (at least SoCal / Southern California), checks in every day so I don't worry about you, doesn't lost interest after a week. Bonus points if you have a fun hobby like gardening or gaming, loves to yap, doesn't mind if I'm too quiet. I don't care if you're poly, infertile, "old," or experienced/inexperienced. Appearance doesn't really matter but if you're a lot bigger than I am, getting physical might be a problem (I got no muscle).

Message me with which part of LA you're in, any rapid fire questions you have (any and all) before it gets too awkward to ask them later. I don't reply to "hey" or "pics" or "AgeF" so if I get bot vibes from you, I will block. If this post annoys you, JUST BLOCK ME.