22 [M4F] #UK virgin loser looking to be bullied by someone way better than him

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Title says it all really.

I'm looking for a kind of "unequal friendship" with a woman with an active sex life who likes to make fun of men who she'd never give a chance otherwise.

In the long term I'm looking for someone who'd be into teasing me for being a virgin while going out and doing whatever they want, kind of like a cuck but more like a pet virgin that you make fun of here and there while you go out here and there and have your real fun, letting me into just a slice of your exciting life. And ofc I'm into all things femdom if that's your thing as well

I don't wanna spoil all my shortcomings, but I'm a quickshot, not had my first kiss yet, closest I ever got was being stepped on, and ofc, it's on the smaller side... See if anyone can guess how small it is in their first message.

Physically I'm 5'2, athletic physique, nice abs, brown hair, I'm white if you care.

I'm not completely sex-minded, it would also be nice to get to personally get along with each other as well, I'm into art, videogames and MMA, I'd love to be able to drop the sex stuff and chat about whatever and I'm interested in more than just how thoroughly you can insult me. Though of course I'm looking for someone who can just as easily switch back.

Lead with your ASL, I'll send as many photos as you ask me for, I would like at least one sfw pic just to see if you're hot. If you are then I'll literally be completely subservient to you.