I Hate Online Dating

She goes to the gym, I swipe left. She wears a cowboy hat, I swipe left. She wants a blue collar man, I swipe left. She doesn’t like broke boys, I swipe left. She wants a sugar daddy, I swipe left. She wants a masculine man, I swipe left. She has an onlyfans account, I swipe left. She wants something short term, I swipe left. She expects me to lead the conversation when she has nothing interesting to say at all, I unmatch. I find a girl I actually want to talk to, ignored. I actually start talking to a girl, eventually still get ignored. I tell one of my weird jokes, she’s too normal to appreciate them, unmatch.