Wes poem

CHORUS:

Wes Wes, freezing Nans; Make it so i am not trans;

Wes Wes, hate me less; Privatise the NHS;

Wes Wes, eat the food; 10 9 8 7 6 Hamood;

Wes Wes, lunch alfresco; Buy alcohol wipes and plasters at tesco

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VERSE 1:

YO!

I'M WESLEY STREETING, TRANSPHOBIC HEALTH MINISTER

"LEFT HANDEDNESS WENT UP"? WELL I SAY YOU'RE SINISTER

I'M NOT YET IN TROUBLE FOR BEING MANDELSON'S FRIEND

DON'T TAKE HRT, CAUSE IT'S ONLY A TREND

IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS PROBABLY HAVING A BEER

DON'T LIKE TR*NNIES; PREFER PALANTIR

APOLOGISED TO ROWLING'S FRIEND, ROSIE DUFFIELD MP

YOUR LIFE IS WORSE BECAUSE OF ME

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CHORUS:

Wes Wes, freezing Nans; Make it so i am not trans;

Wes Wes, hate me less; Privatise the NHS;

Wes Wes, yes indeed; Stealing is a sign of greed;

Wes Wes, lunch alfresco; Buy alcohol wipes and plasters at tesco

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VERSE 2:

NO WOMAN HAS A PENIS, BIOLOGY LESSON

STATE FUNDED CONVERSION THERAPY SESSION

ACTIVISTS SMASHED MY OFFICE, "CHILD-KILLING" POLICY

ONLY HANGING ON BY A 528 MAJORITY

SELF-HATING; WISH THAT QUEER PEOPLE DIDN'T EXIST

THOUSANDS DEAD ON WAITING LISTS

MIGHT RUN FOR LEADER, TRY AND REPLACE STARMER

SINKING SHIP; INEVITABLE ELECTORAL KARMA

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CHORUS:

ONE MORE TIME, FOLKS-

WES WES, FREEZING NANS; MAKE IT SO I AM NOT TRANS;

WES WES, HATE ME LESS; PRIVATISE THE NHS;

WES WES, LUNCH ALFRESCO; WISH I COULD BUY HRT AT TESCO;

WES WES, TELL ME WHY; NO CHOICE BUT TO DIY

*mic drop*

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/uj big ALLEGEDLY just in case

/hj I don't know where that came from. I feel like the peanut bar from community. This is definitely some kind of coping mechanism.

/uj Fuck TERF island. This place is genuinely run by sociopaths.