Drink your water, you beautiful buttheads

Wow, did I fall off a cliff with water drinking recently. I know, I KNOW, we all think we drink enough. But lately I have felt like a corn husk woman, like a not-fully-juicy Imhotep (yes it's a Mummy reference, duh lol), like I was seeing a creature in the mirror and thinking god damn, what is happening.

Great self reminder for me that I can put anything product-wise on my face but if I am drinking a metric crap ton of caffeine, sugary crud, soda, etc., my skin pays the price. So: cutting the crap out with soda and caffeine again (I hate admitting this but I notice a huge difference when I cut these 2 things), getting back on top of my water drinking, and being kind again to the canvas that covers my body :)

A coworker and I have calendar reminders as we get back on top of water intake telling us what the title says: "Drink your water, you beautiful buttheads"

Love all of your guts 🩷🩷🩷

Posted May 1, 2026, 3:35 AM UTC

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