Fancasting the inevitable live-action series remake of Hunger Games as someone who started watching films two weeks ago

(Note to mods: SATIRE)

• Zendaya as Katniss Everdeen
• Tom Holland as Peeta
• Timothee Chalamet as Gale
• Jacob Elordi as Finnick
• Jenna Ortega as Madge
• Pedro Pascal as Haymitch
• Giancarlo Esposito as President Snow
• Michelle Yeoh as President Coin
• Awkwafina as Effie Trinket
• Jude Law as Cinna
• Lin-Manuel Miranda as Seneca Crane
• Colin Jost and Michael Che as Caesar and Claudius
• Robert Pattinson as Cato
• Anya Taylor-Joy as Johanna
• Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as Boggs
• Cillian Murphy as Plutarch Heavensbee