What does this mean/what should I do

I like wearing collars while I sleep. My hips are really sensitive and I whimper if something cold or they get lightly touched. I really like cuddling onto long pillows or big stuffies. I love getting my hair played with. My brain gets a little bit fuzzy and I get really happy when someone gives me “praise.” Whenever I get really sleepy I apparently make little moans instead of snoring. But I don’t want to wear ears or a tail, bark, or sleep in a cage. Is this textbook “puppy” behavior? I kinda made my username as a joke cause I’ve been in relationship and people called a golden retriever boyfriend before but it’s kinda seeming like I’m falling into these archetypes a bit more. How do I explore more options or ways to experience being a “puppy” in a relatively discrete manner without other people finding out? If I wanted to eventually meet people like “owners” it is mostly non-negotiable on going more hardcore “sleep in cage, only talk through barks, eat out of bowl” or could I be just more of a cuddly dumb dog who likes getting pets and praises while watching TV and getting high?