Spare Ticket for Glasgow Anyone?

Okay so I understand that some of you guys may have got a bit excited once you got through to the website and realised the tickets were only £11 so you bought two, which is completely understandable as I attempted the same despite having no one to go with and my girlfriend telling me multiple times she's not interested.

So I'm looking to buy one from, and come along with whoever has one there spare for me. I understand that the tickets are registered in your name and they are not available for resale, that is why I am willing to legally change my name to whichever name the ticket is registered in, in honour of you and your good deed. (Seriously)

Serious offers only, if you could also let me know my new name that would be sick! Love 🙏🏼🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🎟️