40 (M4F) STL/Midwest Mid-life crisis

I didn't know this was a real thing but after I turned 40 I started to really think a out what I was missing out on. My sex life is basically non-existant and it's pretty boring just living as roommates. Since I'm not wealthy enough to go out and make a big purchase, here I am looking for you!

Since this is a place for talking putting everything out there, I'll put out a list of things I'm looking for, but please note that they aren't requirements. My wife is flat up top, so if you're blessed in the chest area that'd be great! I'm also into southern accents, and people who you wouldn't expect to be here. Whether that's religious or simply the next door type.

For me, I'm into sports, trivia nights, Friends, and The Office. If you enjoy witty and sarcastic banter, chatting secretly all day long here or via telegram, we'll be a grat match!

If you don't know how to start a message, tell me your favorite quality about yourself.