[M4F] 24 - Nudes, read below - session: 054508be6df3c1d4159dc99d580c1c6a56269fac4bc937e7fcddbe182513dab902
##Welcome!
You might be here because of the title, or you just might be a random generous soul somehow passing through. You might not even be here for nudity related things, but find yourself reading anyways (If so, I might have a section for you at the end). If you are concerned that I'm an imposter, I am not, anyways, what follows are the guidelines I use around nudes and answers to questions I often get.
###Nudes?
Yep. I'm looking for tasteful ones, or to help you improve your nudes. I'll tell you if I think you need better lighting, composition, poses, etc. If you would like a critique, please ask for one, otherwise, I'll just look at it, *ifyouknowwhatImean*.
###Guidelines
I won't ask you for nudes. Sending them to me is entirely up to you.
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What do I do with them? Open, admire, and enjoy. I do not download, save, share, or distribute anything sent to me. Ever. I don't even share the usernames of anyone who shares with me. Should you decide you don't want me to have it, simply delete the link, remove the image, etc., and I will be bereft of it. See my Rant section.
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Yes, if it's tasteful enough, I *might enjoy it.*
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Please be legal age.
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Nudes sent should be your own, not nudes of other people. (Unless it's George Castanza, Nixon, Cheney, a collection of makeup tones, or other similar humorisms.)
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I'm not into men. Guys, I can't stop you from sending, but all I can tell you is if it's a classy one or not.
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I do have a special photo request, if there are any insanely generous folks. (I no longer recall how many have asked and then considered doing it, but only 9 wonderful women have ever done it, and all but 1 of them are lost to Reddit's inept API decisions and whatnot.)
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This profile is all in good fun¹. I do not expect nudes. I'm not here to find love, a hookup, or a relationship.
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I will not ask or phish for your personal information. I'm not into doxxing. Should we converse, and it comes up in conversation, that's different, I suppose, but I'm not into finding out more than you're willing to share.
###FaQs
Does your username work? How often do you get nudes?
- More than I expected, but less than I desire.
What is a tasteful nude?
- One that has at least attempted to use lighting, composition, dress, props, environment, etc, to portray the subject in an artistic or beautiful manner. Image storytelling, if you will. r/artgw, r/lingerie, and r/thefemaleform have things I frequently like.
Will you tell me if my nude is tasteful?
- I certainly will do so.
Will you share nudes others have sent you?
- As stated in #2, I will not.
Do you share your nudes in return?
- Not unless the Reddit relationship developed between us is something super special. And no, mine are not tasteful. I suck at photography.
###Note: everything above is subject to change for better clarification
¹ All answers given outside of nude critiques have an insanely high chance of being a pun, sarcastic, embellished, or absurd.
##Rant.
I take your consent seriously. That is why I do not ask, share, or download your images. You remove your consent and the link, and I can't access it, end of story. Why? First, it's just right. You shared with me, but that doesn't mean I get to share you. Or keep you. Second, the number of people I message with, nudes or not, that have had their trust broken just boggles my mind. Someone was kind enough and brave enough to send you a photo of themselves naked and vulnerable, and you take it and share it? That's just criminal, immature, and scummy. Mr. Rogers would be ashamed. Grow up, be appreciative, and say nice things.
##Friendship???
Sure! I'll be your friend. And no, nudes are not required for that or required to keep my conversation. Just say hello! Or I'll just listen and try to be an internet shoulder if you need it. We all have good and bad days, male or female.
##Country List
Care to add to where I've received from? In no particular order, I've received from:
- USA
- Canada
- New Zealand
- Australia
- Singapore
- Mongolia
- United Kingdom
- Germany
- Indonesia
- Zambia
- India
- Sri Lanka
- South Africa
- Brazil
Please start your message with your ASL
Posted May 1, 2026, 5:45 PM UTC