Thought we were heading toward a badminton match, turns out twas a speedrun to getting unmatched😂

RANT/VENT đŸ˜€

So I matched with this girl who had a prompt like “I go crazy for Badminton”

Me being me, decided this was my moment and started the cocky/funny(ig) banter.

I open with something like:
“If we played a badminton match, would it be competitive or would you be picking the shuttle off the floor all day?”

She started bantering.

Her: I don’t play with middle level players.

Me (already rage-baited n feeling like a national level athlete): Noice, I don’t like easy wins anyway.

Her: Uhhh not gonna win.

Me (fully committed now): Like the confidence, gonna make you believe that for now😏

UNMATCHED💀

No warning. No farewell. No shuttlecock dropped. Just straight-up vanished. I enjoy banter but apparently there’s no way to know if the other person doesn’t, especially when they’re literally playing along😭

Bro I thought we were building up to Badminton challenge energy, not a disappearing act.

Dating apps are wild myaanđŸ« 

Posted May 1, 2026, 5:45 PM UTC

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