24M4F Kitchener/Waterloo - Let me headbutt that coochie till my face disappear
Running start, full sprint, no helmet. Lube optional. Trust me, it’ll be awesome. We’ll both look like that Man-Spider from The Boys by the end.
K seriously though, if you thought that was funny keep reading, maybe we’re the right fit. Exams just ended and I am one summer course away from freedom And then law school 💀)!
I’m looking for someone who wants to enjoy summer while the sun is up or down. Be it fun side quests (I got a couple abandoned buildings I wanna explore) or kinky adventures, it takes two to tango unless you own a dildo, and ion like getting pegged.
Physically I’m 5”9, 120 lb runners build, I work out 4 days a week training bjj. I’ve got some tattoos that I definitely do not regret, glasses, and great sneaker collection.
Who I’m looking for is someone around my age, ideally 22+, slim fit is def my preference but I love a thick girl who work out. Basically just love yourself and your body enough to go to the gym and we cool. I’m also a massive sucker for smart women and women who are autistically passionate about something. Shawtie lemme hear you yap while I work my way down like cmon.
Hobby wise I obviously like going out and doing random fun activities, going out for drinks, karaoke is sum I would def consider after a couple cut waters. I also love games be them video games or board games, just very competitive in a friendly way.
Kink wise I’m more into the BDSM scene, as a dom-leaning switch.
If all this makes you feel like I’m worth messaging, good! You clearly have great taste. Send me a dm and let’s see what adventures we go on this summer ;)
Posted May 1, 2026, 5:49 PM UTC