rant about my braindead parents

I genuinely feel like my parents are significantly more incompetent than any other parents I've met. like I'm not expecting them to be geniuses, but I genuinely feel like I live with a couple of braindead zombies. I went to bed late last night since I've got exams soon - around 3am. I'm not going to school today, so I planned to sleep in, okay? but at 7am, I hear my parents literally hooting and hollering and running across the floorboards downstairs to the point that my bed (upstairs) is shaking.

I'm not quite ready to get out of bed at this point, so I call my mom to tell them to be quiet and let me sleep. Now this INFURIATES THEM. My dad storms upstairs, starts cursing me and calling me every foul word in the book. At this point, I've got a raging headache and go to my mom to complain and she starts screaming, but like a whole damn toddler. Just pure baby noises and whining to my dad about how I'm bullying her. I honestly just went back to my room, but my dad then SPRINTED into my room from his (shaking the damn floor again) and said I need to get up and make myself useful by studying instead of being a dirty little cunt.

anyways, this is just the cream of the cake. they're always acting like they're genuinely toddlers and it's so damn annoying man