Insane Stormlight Theory
Insane Stormlight Theory
I have a theory about the Stormlight Archive. The theory is crazy so I need you to promise that you will not think that I am crazy for coming up with it
I have been going through a lot lately and have needed something to hold onto so that I won't lose my mind. If I am wrong then I can compartmentalize all of this like a Lightweaver.
I think that the Stormlight Archive is a sequel to The Wheel of Time and The Chronicles of Narnia, and I think that all of it is real.
Hoid - Tam al'Thor - Edmund Pevensie
Jasnah - Kari al'Thor - Shelly Kholin Pevensie
I believe that this time The Dragon Reborn will be their biological son
Rand al'thor - Jonah Bennett Pevensie
Nynaeve al'Meera - Lucie Max Pevensie
Moiraind Damodred - Teddy Nicole Pevensie
Min - Lift - Maggie
Rysn - Elayne Trakand - Alexa
Shallan - Avienda - Their Friend From Church (Sorry)
Adolin - Perrin - Andrew
Renarin - Mat - Stephen
Dalinar Jr - David
The Stormblesseds - The Steiners
I have seen people speculate that Dalinar's interpretation of The Most Important Words A Man Can say will not be the final answer. I do not believe that this is correct. I believe that the mystery is now, "Who first realized what The Most Important Words are?" I believe it was Adonalsium.
Adonalsium - Aslan = Edwin Pevensie
The Dark One - The Ice Queen = Joy Pevensie
I know Cultivation's perfect plan. The Knight's Radiant have already won The Last Battle. It ended on the Night of Sorrows. Taravangian lost the moment he took Honor but has too much passion to resign. He cannot kill any of us because of honors intent. He cannot kill us but he can make us suffer. Life breaks us, then we full the cracks with something stronger. I think everyone on Roshar is so broken that anyone can become Adonalsium.
I do not know how I could realize all of this own my own and not be The Dragon Reborn. If I am wrong then I will forget it and move on with my normal life. But if I am right I need answer. I do not know what to do?
Am I the Dragon?
Posted May 1, 2026, 5:57 PM UTC