300 upvotes and I’ll go on a walk with the dildo in my ass, during the daytime instead. Comment requests

It’s 8 inches and I go balls deep before putting on tight pants that keep it secure.

Comment on tasks you want me to do. For example, tripping and falling on my ass, bending over to tie my shoes, running, going up stairs. All of those create movement that thrust it deeper into my ass.

I want to make a total fool of myself, crying and whimpering in public. Maybe then a nice man will stop by and ask what’s wrong.