So… Are We Best Friends Yet or Should I Send a Meme First?

Hey.

Yeah, you. The one procrastinating sleep again and convincing yourself this is “just five more minutes” online.

I’m your new favorite internet human. Or possibly your next mild regret.

Let’s find out.About me:

29M, sentient carbon-based mess. Currently located somewhere between “probably fine” and “doing my best.”

Can cook exactly three recipes, all involving cheese.

Once got emotionally attached to a broken vending machine. Still miss it sometimes.Type of person who claps when the plane lands unironically.

6'2" in height, 5'4" in spirit.

Looking for:

Someone who also overthinks text messages but then sends memes to cope.

A partner-in-chaos willing to debate big questions, like “Is cereal actually soup?”

Appreciates comfort shows, oversized hoodies, and the emotional rollercoaster of friendship.

Bonus points if your pet has a cooler name than you do.

Let’s make friends, start a cult of inside jokes, and confuse algorithms everywhere.

Open with your most cursed shower thought, your latest hyper-specific opinion, or just a “hi” if you’re feeling mysterious.

Your move, internet stranger