A:Be "normal" but poor , annual income of between $12000 and $39,000 adjustable to inflation OR B: be overall healthy AUTISTIC but wealthy, annual net income of over $999,000 adjustable to inflation

[No Loopholes]

You are offered a deal by Norm-Testing Genie

You are allowed to be normal, if willing to suffer sacrifice to do so

You must either:

A:

have overall mediocre to good physical health, for at least 25 years

Have good to excellent mental health and high "emotional intelligence"

You will NEVER be viewed as: r/Autistic or r/AlexithymiA or r/mentallyill www.mentalillness.com www.Anosognosia r/anosognosia r/Asperger's

Your intellectual IQ score will be between 79 and 99

You will be viewed as having high EQ

r/Emotionalintelligence

r/emotionallyIntelligent

www.highEQ.com

You will be viewed as a slightly unfair unreliable worker by your boss and/or coworkers

You will be poverty forever regardless of your work efforts

Your annual net income will be between $12,000 and $39,000 ; adjustable to inflation,

Neighbors will be allowed to doing: loud radios, bootleg FIREWORKS Exploding, loud phone conversation, when the night-shift-workers and day-shift-workers and students are trying to relax SLEEP

You will be at some risk of: debts, police, jail, courtroom, hospitals, cancer, chemotherapy, pain, sickness, Helplessness, being FORCED into NURSING HOME; regardless of how hard you try to be honorable hardworking trustworthy good kind excellent quiet harmless helpful person

B:

Be allowed/given 1 chance to choose your : physical appearance, gender, race, age, ; after which you age more slowly than normal aging

Be in excellent youthful useful strong health for between 60 and 200 years

Be physically mentally strong healthy

Of course: YOU ARE AUTISTIC

Have intellectual IQ score between 133 and 193

Have annual net income of at least $999,000 ; adjustable to inflation

You are ALLOWED to work

You are NOT required to work

Police and courtroom and psych-ward-meds canNOT interact with you UNLESS:

You are knowingly CHOOSING to HURT people

OR

You WANT them to interact with you

You get as much: doctors, dentist, psych-ward-meds, nursing-home group-homes therapy etc Religion, courtroom police jail as YOU WANT but it/they can NEVER be FORCED upon you unless you are doing wrong

You get to live in a quiet strong peaceful healthy house or apartment in a quiet healthy peaceful area

HOWEVER:

YOU ARE AUTISTIC

There is 100% chance of your being autistic

There is 90% chance of your being multilingual

There is 70% chance you will have r/hyperacusis

There is 30% chance that you will have the form of Claustrophobia to where having crowds of people crowding into you triggers Claustrophobic suffering

There is 40% chance you will be labeled as "LOW emotional intelligence regulation,,""Low EQ"

r/Alexithymia

There is 20% chance of being false-accused of : being mentally ill, needing support, being manipulative, being entitled bratty rude,

r/anosognosia

r/libertarian

r/psychotic

r/Alexithymia

HOWEVER:

You will have lawyers helping you

You will have total choice control of where when how why you die

Posted May 1, 2026, 9:12 PM UTC

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