32 [M4F] Scottish gent looking for more

32M, Scotland, clean-shaven, sharp-tongued, and powered primarily by sarcasm and questionable life choices.

By day I pass as a functioning adult with a brain (books, ideas, conversations that don’t involve “wyd?”). By night, I’m either overthinking something trivial or laughing at my own jokes like a menace.

I like wit that’s quick, humour that’s dry, and people who can actually hold a conversation (bonus points if you can challenge me without turning it into a TED Talk). I flirt by roasting you lightly, then accidentally get deep at 1am.

Not here to complicate your life unnecessarily - just something fun, discreet, and mentally engaging. If you’ve got a bit of mischief in you and don’t take yourself too seriously, we’ll get along dangerously well.

Tell me something you probably shouldn’t… I’ll go first.