What do you think of my new Batman villain, The Pen(is)guin™?

So Batman is hunting criminals and villains one night and he is stalking some robbers from the rooftop of a huge building.

Suddenly a voice from behind him says "Well well well Batman, this building rises up so high into the sky... just like MY PENUS!"

Batman turns around and there stands The Pen(is)guin. It's a bit like the Penguin but he's dressed in a very bad costume that looks quite a lot like genitalia, and is honestly actually The Penguin, in a really obvious and shit way. Except he isn't tonight because he's now The Pen(is)guin.

He fires a condom gun at Batman which confuses him and then disappears in a cloud of cocks.

Batman goes back to the Batcave. Alfred is waiting for him by the entrance, holding up a condom. "Oh Alfred, is it Thursday night already?" Says Batman. Please upvote this it's shitter than the last one I posted but I'm in a dreadful place mentally.

"No sir" he replies "it's Tuesday and not the regular date for our naked and vigorous escapades - this was the calling card of The Pen(is)guin."

Batman takes the condom and scowls at it. Gotham might need more "protection".