Dogg-Tastic Disaster is the worst trinket I've ever equipped

This trinket really said "hold my beer" and went full chaos mode

• Pyro aims directly at my minions with the full laser show but gives zero +10 buff. Animation yes, buff no
• Start of turn I'm sitting pretty about to triple… spin the wheel and it just eats everything. No triple next combat.
• Then to finish me off, I have a Tidus on board and the wheel randomly slaps Taunt on him like it’s a gift.

Dogg-Tastic Disaster living up to the name. Absolute comedy

Damn son… where’d they find this trinket?