22/m, i can’t turn this post into a title, just read it 🫠

just gonna address this now: yes this account got made pretty much only for nsfw purposes but i’m too lazy to wait a day to be able to post from a new account so this’ll have to do for now 😂 with that said i like to think i’m far from a troglodyte like other people on here are so i possess the rare ability to separate goon-brain and my need to make friends! so worry not. and of course i understand if you don’t trust some random guy off reddit and click off, hope you find what you’re looking for 🙂‍↕️

for the rest of you, all i can say to prevent this post from becoming a literal tome is that i have layers on top of layers on top of LAYERS to peel back every single day for those that never want to be bored with their new online friend, so there’s no way that in my brain i’ll be okay with just describing it one way or another, it’ll never feel like enough i’ll never be SATISFIED. so just come find out. i can almost guarantee i’ll keep you entertained and interested for a long time to come, and i can be anything you need ranging from an emotionally rich friend that has substance behind every single text sent, to the friend you get brief and spaced out reminders of how much you’re loved and cared for. i’m a jack of all trades, lots for everyone to be able to enjoy. so yeah, don’t be shy, i don’t bite too hard.

also i’m not looking for a relationship so don’t treat this as a tinder post. oh and bonus points if you’re queer or even curious, y’all just get it better idk 😂