Why is there no app that just explains your health data in plain English?

I've been tracking my health for years but honestly had no idea what most of it meant. HRV, recovery scores, sleep stages, all these confusing numbers just sitting there.

I'd open Apple Health and just stare at graphs and just open Whoop and get a recovery score with no real explanation. Why don't they just use English and tell me what to do??

So I started looking for an app that just explains everything in plain English with no confusing dashboards or scores. Just one clear message every morning based on all my data combined.

Something that answers questions like: why am I so tired this week? Should I work out today? Am I overtraining? In plain language, like a friend who actually knows your body, not like a medical textbook.

You shouldn't need to know what HRV means to benefit from tracking it. You shouldn't need a degree to understand your own sleep data.

Does anyone else feel this way? I've been going down a rabbit hole on this and would love to hear how other people are dealing with it. DM me if you want to chat about it.