Did you name your penis? Mine has more personality than some of my exes

Serious question for the big dick club: what’s your guy’s name?

Mine’s called “The Ambassador”. It travels, makes friends (mostly with throats and pussies), and leaves girls walking funny the next day. I‘m proud of this massive thing, not gonna lie.

Your turn. Drop the name and maybe a story on why it earned that title. Let’s make this thread the funniest shit in the sub.