MAYDAY MAYDAY

It's the first of May, which means I have no idea where the first four months of the year have gone. None. Does anybody know where the time went?

Where does the time go, anyway?

One moment it was white and snowy and cold, now its greener, warmer, but rainier.

This is very dangerous for me, as I am a serial procrastinator. Time flies fast for me at the best of times, but losing *months*? This ain't good.

The things I was going to do after New Year's but before spring? Not done, or done in a sprint of activity making up for weeks of ... not doing things.

Arranging the logistics for a western event plus road trip? The last week before we left. Car rental? When we landed at an airport.

Sheesh.

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Last week u/EsseNorway gave us the Weekly Theme of ALLERGY.

Here are some of my favorites:

• Harry Potter Actor being allergic to his eyeglasses. If I had a nickle every time that happened to me ...
• Eye Watering Doggie Comic Got me right in the eyes.

I'm of two minds on what to go for this week's Weekly Theme, so let's go with >!TWINS!<!

Worked for Arnie, so maybe it'll work for us.

Post some poetry, music, films, and photographs involving >!TWINS!<. Double internet points for interpretive dance.

Finally

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