is it possible to jump from stereo madness to heliopolis?
let's say you download geometry dash for the first time and finish "stereo madness" as your first level.
the next rational move would be going for "back on track", but this is ridiculously boring, so instead, you went to the search bar and typed "heliopolis".
you find this absolute beast of a demon. of course, it is way out of your league, so naturally, you give up after getting 1% on helipolis.
you feel dejected from not being able to verify the upcoming top one, which is a shame, since ten thousand dollars can buy pretty much anyone's onlycube.
...so you go back to the main levels. you press play on "back on track". unfortunately, you crash at 98%.
"maybe this is bad luck..." you think, then you go for the next level, "polargeist", hoping the level would have a better experience, but yet again, you crash at 98%,
you go for the next level, but the same thing happens on "dry out", "base after base", "can't let go", all the way to "dash".
after all these hours, your hardest completion is still "stereo madness". maybe you suck at geometry dash, but not really.
you go back to the search tab. "maybe there are other levels to play..." then you find, "bloodbath", sitting at the top of the most downloaded level filter. you become intrigued by what made it so popular, so you try to complete the level.
after three months of grinding the level "bloodbath", you miraculously pass through the majority of the level with ease. "oh my god, is this the end?" as you reach towards the final triple spike.
you reach 99%.
you clicked (too early).
you crash at 99%.
the "new best" message has you petrified. then you collapse on the spot.
...
you wake up in an unfamiliar room.
you shout, "hello?" hoping someone will respond.
"hi." a mysterious pyramid approaches you.
"...who are you?????" you ask
"i am mindcap", the pyramid says. "you are in limbo.
you must beat heliopolis to wake up fully."
"what?" before you can blurt out another word, the pyramid vanishes into thin air.
a computer and a keyboard appear right in front of you. in it, there is only geometry dash, and the only level downloaded is none other than "heliopolis". with nothing to do, you start to grind runs on "heliopolis".
you become more than prepared to beat heliopolis after spending a few years grinding runs.
"today is the day." as you mark the three thousandth day on the walls, then press play on "heliopolis". after a few hours, you actually complete "heliopolis". this genuinely excites you, so much that you are awakened back to reality.
you check the computer only to find that you didn't actually beat "heliopolis". those years were all in your mind all along, but you still have all the memory to beat "heliopolis" again.
you press play on "heliopolis: for the third time in your life. in a few days of grinding, you somehow beat "heliopolis" again, this time for real.
the pyramid you saw in your dreams appears in front of you doorstep.
"here's your ten grand. bye"
you couldn't believe it, you actually jumped from the previously only completed level "stereo madness" to top 1 impossible demon "heliopolis".
more importantly, you can finally use the ten thousand dollars to subscribe to someone's onlycube.
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Posted May 2, 2026, 2:08 PM UTC