hiring sugar babies (plural)

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\*\*We are Hiring: Sugar Baby (Multiple Openings)\*\*

Location: Remote | Full Time | Immediate Joining

\*\*about the role\*\*

One-man organization. Aggressive expansion goals. Role requires high availability, emotional consistency, and a working front camera.

\*\*Responsibilities\*\*

\- Sub-2 second reply time. WhatsApp primary, Instagram DM acceptable

\- Daily good morning/good night selfie. Non-negotiable

\- React to all stories within 15 mins. Viewing without reacting will be noted

\- Emotional support during matches, traffic, and the general condition of being alive in this country

\*\*Requirements\*\*

\- 0-3 years experience. Freshers welcome

\- Rishtedar ko pata nhi chalna chahiye

\- Must not be "figuring things out" with someone from her hometown

\- Stable wifi

\*\*Nice to Have\*\*

\- Finds me funny

\- Has not processed her last situationship yet

\*\*We Do Not Offer\*\*

\- Labels

\- Clarity

\- A straight answer to "what are we"

\- Leave

\*\*Compensation\*\*

\- ₹50k/mo base

\- ₹20k performance incentive (criteria: need to know basis)

\- ₹5k referral bonus

Immediate joiners preferred. Your response time during this application will be noted.

Posted May 5, 2026, 5:26 PM UTC

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