38 [M4F] Wanna get shrinky and kinky over some "small" talk?

I love chatting with new people, but let's face it, reality can be a little boring sometimes. How'd you like to spice it up with a little bit of size play?

Of course, you'd have to be okay with handing me control of something typically unchangeable, your height. I know it sounds a little crazy at first, but I promise this device is 100% safe and I'm pretty sure it's reversible! The manual that came with it was in a different language, but how hard can it be to figure it out?

See, all I have to do is twist this little dial here... and look at that! You're already a few inches shorter. Huh... your clothes look a little looser. I guess this thing doesn't work on clothing. Don't worry, just tighten your belt, cuff your pant legs, roll up your sleeves a little... there, see? You can barely tell you're short now! Hmm... maybe I should turn the dial again... You WANTED to be under 5 feet tall, right? Oh? Well... too late now.

So if you're interested in some small talk, shoot me a message. Let me know your age (preference towards women 30+) and (current) height. I promise I won't embarrass you too much.

Talk to you soon, shorty!