This is my system for tailgaters. All of my messages are non-offensive.

I always stay in the right lane and I drive the speed limit. It's amazing that even when the interstate has 4 lanes that tailgaters still try to intimidate the right lane drivers.

All of my messages are controlled by voice commands via my iPhone. My hands never leave the steering wheel nor my eyes never need to leave the road.

My favorite messages:

1. **Caution, old person driving!! I'm not in any rush.**
2. **Smile! You're on tailgater cam. Also known as Exhibit A.**
3. **Evidence gathering in progress**
4. **;\^) You're also going to be on my YouTube Tailgater channel. Don't forget to like and subscribe**

These are just a few of my messages but they are the most often used. Yes, I do have a tailgater camera. No, I don't have a Tailgater YouTube channel but I like to think that tailgaters look for themselves on YouTube when they get home.

For those who back off or for those who yield way then I send them a **Thanks**

If I mess up then I'll send them a **Sorry, I messed up! 8\^(**

If they still insist on tailgating then I have: Since you're so close, we might as well get to know each other. I was born in 1954. I did well in school and ..... After retiring I was hired by a company that had me doing some really interesting stuff.

I never brake check but for those who don't get the message (pun intended) I will slow down where I can hear them screaming.

My Voice Activated Anti-Tailgating LED Sign