Evolution of Porn

Please don’t take offense from this
It’s for a laugh at my expense

I never knew my kinky quirks
There’s just so much shit to search

My iPad stays on my headboard
I keep 10-foot charging cords

My adolescent curiosities
Raging hormones…insecurities

Were all solved at my uncles farm
My cousin’s Penthouse in the barn

Below the feed sacks, past the hay
Between the sheets of tin it lay

We’d slip across the fence and creek
Watch for snakes. Barely speak

I saw my first boobies there
Fascinated had to stare

Wrinkled pages from the rains
Barely light, my eyes strained

April issue 1983
They all had hair back then like me

40 years later, thrice divorced
My mind drifts to that barn, of course

I learned a lot there, and matured
I cried the day that fucker burned

Now I’ve grown up a lot it seems
My search bar fuels my nasty dreams

Asian feet. Pretty toes
I couldn’t spell amateur 20 years ago

Oily massage threesome porn
Only fans a star is born

I’ve learned new terms not safe for work
Ghost nipples, starfish, helicopter twerk

The mind is the limit, so it seems
I’ve felt the impact in my dreams

I don’t miss those walks to the barn
Ignore the wrist brace on my arm