DO NOT MESSAGE ME WITHOUT READING THIS

5’8 Size Queen who loves a moustached, tattooed man (a mullet is also appreciated).

If you don’t have any pictures whatsoever on your profile I won’t respond to your message. If we do engage in conversation, I will also ask for a face pic pretty early on into our messaging.

Age range: 25 to 40.

I probably don’t want to meet you. I probably don’t want to go for dinner with you. I probably don’t want to deal with your wiener.

At least make an effort to know me a little bit first.

Also at least give me a follow before acting out of pocket in my DMs. And if you shoot your shot in my DMs please be original and fun!

If you know me in real life, DO NOT bring up this website without discussing with me here first. If you know me on other social media, do not bring up this account. I consider it a consent violation to do so. I work in an environment where I need to keep a strong separation of personal and public life.